Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Worst Thing About My New Job

So I love my new job, but the bathroom situation is a bit, well, regrettable. I mean, it's nothing like what Jess is dealing with, but I've got some issues going on:
  1. It's always 15 degrees colder in there than anywhere else in the office. Not somewhere you really want to pull down your pants.

  2. The walls are all covered in metal. Which is kind of the same thing as A WALL OF MIRRORS at a time when you're, you know, not interested in looking at yourself in the mirror.

  3. The stall installation is full of large multi-inch gaps, forcing that situation where you're totally catching glimpses of people as you walk down the row of stalls even though you're trying your best not to, then later pretending it didn't happen when you're at the sink washing your hands.
It's making me nostalgic for the days when I worked with Stephanie. We may not have liked our jobs, but there were private bathrooms. With doors that went all the way down to the floor.

1 comments:

  1. I hate that gaps between doors/walls/etc., in bathrooms. BOO.

    At least your floors aren't highly polished? I read something on Deadspin a few weeks ago from a guy who worked somewhere the floors in the bathroom were almost like mirrors, so you could totally see what was going on in the stall next to you.

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