A list of things in my life that are detrimental to my goal of fitting into all of my pants some day.

1. My inherent dislike of participating in team sports.
   
   
2. My inherent dislike of exercise in general.
   
   
3. The fact that I like to drink beer every night.
   
   
4. Art baking sausage into cornbread, covering it in homemade gravy, and serving it to me for dinner.
   
   
5. Having a job again, making me even more sedentary.
   
   
6. Having a job again, leaving me with less time to cook for myself and more urges to eat out or order in.