People on the Internet cooked me delicious food this weekend.

I mentioned on Friday that I was planning to gorge myself at two parties this weekend, and boy oh boy, did I succeed. These were my food highlights:

Friday: Stephanie served crescent roll dough stuffed with goat cheese, walnuts, and honey. People made inappropriate moaning noises while eating them.

Saturday: Jess served bacon-wrapped brats (with bacon from her family farm and brats from her hometown butcher) with a honey mustard dipping sauce. How could it go wrong?

I need to go work out . . .