Saturday, October 11, 2008

Sorry, Sarah Palin

Dear Sarah Palin,

Sorry that I called you the c-word the other day because I didn't want to look at your stupid whore face on the cover of my Newsweek. I was just able to use that exact issue of Newsweek to kill a wasp in my kitchen.

I guess you're good for something.

Love,
Emily

3 comments:

scargosun said...

Yep. That's about it.

Thomas said...

I also got that issue. After I was done reading an article or two, I made sure to flip the mag over so I didn't have to see that face again. Right now it's exactly where it belongs: in the trash.

Emily said...

Well good thing I didn't throw mine away; how else would I have killed the wasp?

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