Carnival of Embarrassing Stories!

Welcome to the very first Carnival of Embarrassing Stories, where every month I plan to feature some of the best in reader-submitted awkwardness.

If you'd like to participate in the next Carnival of Embarrassing stories, you can submit your story here or email me at becauseemilysaysso@gmail.com

So let the embarrassment begin:

Shaula at Your Mileage May Vary takes a half-naked, soapy trek around a hotel.

Speaking of being naked and soapy, Kate at Om Shanti Handcrafts has some issues thanks to her "girl bits" in a bath gone horribly wrong.

And to continue the nudity theme, Madeleine has another naked hotel story.

Straying away from nudity, P.L. Frederick over at Small & Big blows up a computer her first day on the job.

Elle at Defining Someday deals with the everyday embarrassment of eating at a restaurant.

And finally, Chandler Poling at Life is Dynamite shares photographic evidence of his childhood resemblance to Napoleon Dynamite. Man, that's embarrassing. Hmm, kind of reminds me of the Macaulay Culkin/Simon Birch look I used to rock.

So there you are ladies and gentlemen. I hope you had a laugh at someone else's expense.