Transcriptions of Text Messages I Sent Last Night

Keep in mind that I have a full QWERTY keyboard on my phone so it wasn't like I was trying to do any complicated T9 maneuvers.

Also keep in mind that I have a bachelor's degree in English.

1. Do bot have spelling issues

I think I was trying to say that I do NOT have spelling issues, though misspelling something really hurt me there.

2. Qoot; blog vagiba blo g

This was in response to something my friend Katie texted me about my blog. It seems clear I'm trying to say SOMETHING about my blog. And possibly a vagina. I'm not sure.

3. It's ok you acceoy me for whphi am

I'm pretty sure this it supposed to say "It's ok, you accept me for who I am." What's not clear is why I said it.

4. I am gonna pulke. I wish you and zach were here to make my life better.

So I guess I was going to puke? But I didn't puke. I also apparently really wanted my friend and her boyfriend there.

5. Katie my drunk is lfe

Well that's pretty obvious, isn't it?

6. Withghe drunk and drunll and the drunl

Umm . . . something about me being drunk?

7. Belive ibb my mya awrsone=

Looks like maybe this is the start of an equation about awesomeness? I'm pretty sure that last word was supposed to be "awesome." And that I wanted someone to believe in it.

8. Stephanir says I fail at greammar.

This wasn't so much a grammar problem, really. A spelling problem? Yes.

9. Omg Idrant too much beers. With the the beers. And the beers.

Well that's true. At least I knew where I'd gone wrong.

So yeah, I made some questionable life choices last night. Fortunately, I bounced back rather well and am recovering at home in bed with some peanut butter toast.