Feeling Gross

Well ladies and gentlemen, I think it's about time for another overshare about the contents of my sinuses.

Despite my very best efforts with the neti pot, my sinuses have been going ape shit for the past few days, and no amount of Sudafed (and by Sudafed I mean Wal-phed since I don't buy brand name drugs) or neti potting is helping me for more than thirty minutes at a time.

I feel f-ing gross.

And to top things off, I now have a raging runny nose in JUST my left nostril, which doesn't really make any sense to me. If crap is going to drip out of my nose all day, couldn't it at least do so symmetrically? The left side needs a Kleenex break (and by Kleenex I mean toilet paper since I've never seen the point in buying both).

Tonight's been so bad that I've gotten to the point of shoving wads of Kleenex up my nose (shut up, you've all done it), then yanking it out whenever my roommate enters the room because let's face it, no one wants to see that.

This is shaping up to be a really long week if I keep feeling like this, and I haven't even had my car broken into or towed yet.

Ugh.